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Microsoft Drone Demands AI Remain Under Human Control
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May 28, 2023
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Supreme Court Justice Shocked That Government Can Leak His Private Documents
David
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May 3, 2022
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New FAA Safety Rules Require Mike Tyson On All U.S. Domestic Flights
David
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April 21, 2022
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Americans Prepare for Purge Night 2020
David
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November 3, 2020
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Americans Wearing Dirty Diapers on Face Genuinely Confused at Coronavirus Spike
David
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October 28, 2020
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Nickelodeon to Host Second Presidential Debates
David
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October 9, 2020
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Hollywood Actor Indicts Netflix over Movie He Claims Could Sexually Arouse Him
David
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October 8, 2020
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American Voters Agree Fly Sweeps Vice Presidential Debates
David
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October 7, 2020
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Kenosha Rioters Play Stupid Games Shocked to Win Stupid Prizes
David
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October 7, 2020
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