WASHINGTON, DC — After a speedy confirmation vote by the U.S. Senate, Justice Clarence Thomas swore in the Supreme Court’s newest racist.
“The fact that Amy Coney Barrett would specifically demand that a black justice administer the oath is the clearest evidence of her problematic white supremacy,” wrote one triggered reporter.
“Everyone knows that Barrett adopted two children from Haiti after the devastating earthquakes, once against showing her contempt for people of color around the world,” said Professor Ibram X. Kendi, who further described Barrett as a white colonizer.
Responding to Kendi, a published New York professor wrote that, “Adopting children who don’t have her same skin color basically makes her a Nazi.”
“I mean, that she’s a woman, and religious, and white, and an adoptive parent–we’re just very lucky that we have so many reasons to attack any legal opinions she hasn’t made yet.”
Clarence Thomas’s office did not immediately respond for comment when asked why a black Supreme Court justice would choose to swear in a racist Nazi to the highest court in the United States.