ROSWELL, New Mexico — Citing several recent UFO sightings in prominent national news media, American’s UFO conspiracy theorists are warning Americans not to believe everything they heard.
“All we’re saying is these so-called objects are ‘unidentified’,” said UFO hunter Travis Grady. “It means we don’t know what they are yet.”
Following January’s surprise of a wandering Chinese surveillance balloon wandering over the United States, there has been an uptick in the number of sightings of unidentified flying objects.
“No, this increase in UFO sightings doesn’t mean we’re being invaded by little green men. People need to get their heads on straight.”
“But it is all part of the Chinese treaty with the underground lizard people which result in their return to the surface of the Earth. But I’ve already said too much.”